Wednesday, 28 March 2018

THE ORIGIN OF EASTER EGGS

There are some scholars who will tell you that the origin of Easter Eggs predates Christianity and is bound up in Pagan mythology and seasonal celebrations. Also there are some who believe that Easter Eggs are symbolic of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Good luck to them I say. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story especially if the story is well written and has disciplined scholastic structure. See Jahnabi Barooah's take on it here:



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The problem with this though is that it's OK for decoratively painted but ultimately boring real eggs that mainly European cultures hide in the garden to disappoint children but what about the yummy chocolate variants. Surely these weren't traditional and I can't see the symbolism in them.

The reason ? Because they have nothing to do with Pagan worship, Christian symbolism or historical European culture that's why.

Let me tell you a story.

We all know that the hollow chocolate Easter Egg has its origins in the early nineteenth century in Germany and France. See here:




But where did that marshmallow thing come from?

In the 1920s American and British confectioners were departing from the rather stuffy and stolid offerings made by the Europeans particularly by the dour Swiss who took all the fun out of lollies by being too pretentious about them and producing expensive, serious and adult dark and bitter  chocolate variants. The Brits and the Americans, particularly the Americans couldn't stand all this pretension and liked their confectionery to be a bit sweeter as well. 

A new mobility created by the motorcar and improved public transport meant that people were on the go a lot more and were eating and snacking when they were out and about. Pocket sized food items became popular as well as newly packaged foodstuffs like packets of nuts and nibbles. It wasn't long before the 'candy bar' was seen with its handy shape and that could ne unwrapped while eating and that could be rewrapped if not all was consumed at one time. Egozi bars, Mars bars, Babe Ruths, Crunchies, Frys Chocolate Creams, Hershey Bars and a myriad of others were being consumed at work, on holiday, at school and anywhere in or out of the home.


In 1925 England was having an unseasonably warm Spring. At the Cadbury Confectionery factory at Nottingham Arthur Potts was the night supervisor at the plant and whose job involved ensuring that hygiene and safety standards were maintained and that equipment was in good working order for production the following day. A rigorous system of testing the cooling and refrigeration was part of his nightly regime.

Unfortunately Arthur was a bon vivant who fancied himself as a bit of a baccinalian - a souse in other words. One night Arthur had stopped off at his local for a bit longer than usual and was frankly pissed. On his inspection round he totally forgot to check the coolant levels in the refrigeration system and, as there was a very slow leak, by mid morning the next day the confectionery stored and ready for shipment was becoming a bit pliable. The most popular item of the time and one that had dominated the production line for the previous three weeks was the chocolate covered marshmallow bar the Alexandra named in honour of Princess Alexandra who was Queen Mary's sister and a granddaughter of Queen Victoria. She was very popular and considered to be sweet and yummy hence the candy bar being named after her.



By midday the store workers who were charged with packing and distributing the Alexandras were finding the job difficult as the bars weren't holding their shape well enough to be stacked. A bit of tomfoolery took place and some wags started throwing the bars at others yelling out "Food Fight!"
This developed into a full battle and the workers divided into two teams to carry out attacks on each other. One team found that moulding the Alexandra bar into the shape of a snowball was the most effective way of throwing them and scoring the most hits.

The pandemonium came to the notice of upstairs management and the managing director came storming in demanding that the frivolity ceased and threatened to sack everyone. It could have been an industrial disaster until a foreman pointed out to the MD that there was no way that the workers could pack the bars and that they were effectively useless. The MD calmed down and sent everyone off to lunch.

Meanwhile an engineer discovered and fixed the coolant leak and put the blast fans on full to rapidly cool down the plant, the storerooms and the tempers. While everyone was away at lunch an enterprising chap who fancied himself as a marketer even though 'Marketing' hadn't yet been invented, wandered about picking up the discarded 'snowballs'. He found that the rapid temperature drop was firming up the moulded bars and he was able to get some of them into a nice consistent shape in his cupped hands and they stayed in that shape.

He found that even though some had been broken in half they still tasted as good as the original Alexandra bar - sweet and yummy.

Exited he dashed upstairs to talk to the MD who luckily was an enlightened fellow who heard him out and called a team together to see what they could do to package and move the thousands of moulded bars. They all started referring the new shape as egg-shaped and soon they were calling them chocolate marshmallow eggs. It was already March and their peak selling season had already gone so the MD asked for any creative ideas to accelerate the sales. Now the 'marketing' guy was quite a scholar in his youth and had studied classical history and religions at university. He remembered that there is no indication of the observance of the Easter festival in the New Testament, or in the early writings of the Catholic Church. Nevertheless sometime in the early centuries AD the festival was created and called Easter.
About the same time the cycle of paschal solemnities was extended to the ninth week before Easter by the institution of stational masses for Septuagesima, Sexagesima and Quinquagesima Sundays.
The correct date of the Easter festival was to be calculated at Alexandria, the home of astronomical science, and the bishop of that see was to announce it yearly to the churches under his jurisdiction, and also to the occupant of the Roman see, by whom it was to be communicated to the Western churches.
Our clever 'marketing' guy immediately saw a connection between Alexandria and Easter and then again a link to the Alexandra (bar). When he started to talk about this some sales guys piped in with the fact that Easter was in fact less than a month away and soon there were some great ideas flying around.

Hitherto they had never seen Easter as a peak selling period like Christmas as the rather serious and dour Christians were too busy going to church and flagellating themselves to actually buy anything nice. They considered treats as a sin especially around this time that was shrouded in misery and mysticism. The 'marketing' guy, even though he had studied religions was an atheist and not bound up in silly beliefs. He was successful in convincing the MD and the others to package up all of the 'eggs' as Alexandra 'Easter' eggs.

The offtake was so successful that the engineers were instructed to raise the temperature in the stores so that the remaining Alexandra bars could be moulded into egg-shapes to fill a rapidly growing demand.

In subsequent years, at Easter time they configured the machinery to produce egg shapes as well as bar shapes so that the company's two biggest selling products were Cadbury's Alexandra bars and Cadbury's Alexandra 'Easter' eggs. Over time the Alexandra bar was discontinued and the Alexandra 'Easter' eggs were just named Cadbury 'Easter Eggs'.

Serendipity won out again. Easter eggs were to prove to be tremendously successful and a great saviour for the company during periods of Depression and war.

Sadly there is no record of what happened to Arthur Potts.

Wednesday, 14 February 2018

BOUNTY*

* Or Richard can call it 'Fill-in'

I'm a crap gardener - I admit it. My large vegetable planters look like something out of the Amazon.

The broccoli and broccolini failed. Actually, it's more like I didn't pick it in time before they went to seed.

I've had great success with spring onions, spinach, capsicum and chillies though.
After doing the lawns this afternoon I picked some and plan to use in a salad (an enhanced version of rocket, pear and parmesan) tonight.

I baked a fresh wholemeal loaf and it's all looking good.




This on it's own or with a chicken or lamb sausage will complement the Escarpment 2014 Martinborough Chardonnay I'm looking forward to trying.


Sunday, 28 January 2018

EATING WELL AND ECONOMICALLY

Holidays and long weekends often end up as a food fest at our place. We had friends (Sheila sadly died a couple of years ago and Allan is living overseas now) used to arrive armed with most of the contents of the supermarket. We used to joke that they were bring Red Cross Parcels to prison camp inmates. See: HERE

This weekend friends from Auckland came up in Thursday and left today (to beat the traffic which they rightly assumed will be horrendous tomorrow). The Old Girl is staying through to Tuesday.
We've enjoyed a leisurely weekend which has involved lots of reading, chatting, swimming, eating and of course wine drinking. Interspersed has been games of snooker and pool which is always fun.
This post is naturally about food though.

We're blessed in this country with a great choice of good food. You can go over the top and buy from delis and boutique supermarkets or save money by buying from fresh food markets or Pak n Save. Essentially, if you steer away from processed foods and ridiculous imports (anything non-seasonal is an import) there is no reason that anyone regardless of income situation cannot eat well*. I shopped at Pak n Save and topped up with some deep-cut specials from Countdown (smoked salmon and Pinot Noir). The guests brought some delicious offerings from I don't know where but being a bit parsimonious I doubt it was from one of those delis and boutique supermarkets. The result was delicious meals that we shared in producing for three evenings, three breakfasts and lunches for whoever was still hungry.

I made wholemeal and wholegrain bread each day (in my trusty breadmaker), see: HERE
and we had cheap and nutritious meals.


  • Chicken and vegetable pie with roast potatoes and spinach
  • Roast lamb with fresh salad and roasted vegetables
  • Sauteed prawns and salad
  • Fettuccine pinenuts and basil pesto
  • Corn fritters, bacon and poached eggs on wholemeal toast
  • Pizzas with individual toppings. etc.






* I understand that this might sound arrogant but believe me I've researched this, Buying at takeaway shops and dairies (bacon, processed meats, snack foods and other crap) is way more more expensive than buying fresh, wholesome (and cheap) produce to cook.

Tuesday, 5 December 2017

GARDEN DELIGHTS

Well since Summer has proven itself to be well and truly here I started my seasonal salad creations.

Having finally got my garden sorted out and having planted vegetables that will be practical and useful I began today with a mixture of home grown and bought ingredients.
I used to follow the Yates Garden advice and plant seasonal vegetables according to when the best time to plant them was. That's OK in theory but in practice whatever is the ideal time for planting vegetables and when they will be ready coincides with when the supermarkets will be awash with the same vegetables and on special. In December, January and February, peas, beans, tomatoes, cabbages and all sorts of things will be cheap as chips. Potatoes (see that segue?) are always reasonable priced and if I want some zucchini or corn then I'm sure there will be lots about.


What I decided to plant was based upon two principles:


  • What was always likely to be expensive
  • What I can pluck as needed without having to use up the whole plant.
To this end I decided to plant:
  •  broccoli, broccolini, capsicum, chilli, spring onion - based on the fact that they are always expensive, and,
  • lettuce and spinach as I can pluck leaves as needed. When buying these at the supermarket I invariable only use a third or half and the rest is wasted.
So today I had a hankering for a salad. I knew that I could pluck the lettuce and spinach leaves I needed while leaving the bodies of the plants growing. I checked out the fridge and the pantry and added to these items with things from the supermarket. I had:

  • Lettuce
  • Spinach
  • Capsicum
  • Green beans
  • Mandarin
  • Grapes
  • Olives
  • Potato
  • Hard boiled egg
  • Chicken tenderloins (I couldn't find any fresh tuna in the supermarket).
The result was a variation on a Nicoise salad.

I sliced the tenderloins and marinated them in crushed chilli, teriyaki sauce and wine.
I boiled the potato and let it cool and then chopped. I sliced the capsicum. green beans (quickly steamed), mandarin segments, grapes, olives and hard boiled egg. I mixed all in with the spinach and lettuce leaves and drizzled some freshly made dressing over it (lemon juice, olive oil, cider vinegar, rose wine). Result - magnificent.

This went perfectly with a bottle of Villa Maria Cellar selection Pinot Noir Rose 2017 that The Wine Guy provided. He wrote a review of this wine HERE







Sunday, 3 December 2017

WELL THY ASKED FOR IT.

I'm incensed! I had a call early this morning from the Chair who told me about Angry Jesus's vile act overnight. We have to do something about this. AJ and his sidekick Baxter need something to remind them that THE CURMUDGEONS INC.ⓒ is one organisation that shouldn't be fucked around with.

I suggest sneaking in to their homes and substituting all of their herbs in their containers with coriander.

That'll teach them.




Wednesday, 29 November 2017

MEATLOAF



Not this guy - my meatloaf is fully baked





Kind of like this but mine is more interesting.


I like meatloaf. I make mine from lamb mince, sausage meat, capsicum, onion, garlic, chilli paste or sauce, herbs (rosemary, basil, thyme), soy sauce, Worcester sauce, ground pepper, egg, breadcrumbs and sometimes add some bottled sweet peppers. 

I mix the lot up and separate into 3 or 4 small 'loaves', wrap in tin foil and freeze until I want to use them. When I eventually cook them I put in a small greased oven proof dish, loosely cover with foil and bake for about 20 minutes.  I make a gravy and serve with roast potatoes and green vegetables. Yummy. I find that the small 'loaf' is sufficient for two people but if The Old Girl isn't here then I cook the 'loaf' to make an evening meal using half and the remainder makes an excellent sandwich or two, sliced cold, the next day.




Thursday, 23 November 2017

JUICED

Well THE MUNDANE CURMUDGEON was last night after drinking half a bottle of Rose and then opening a chardonnay for another glass. As THE FOOD CURMUDGEON it's my responsibility to see that CURMUDGEONS INCⓒ are eating in a healthy manner so detox is the order of today.

I found my NINJA BULLET juicer today.




It's been packed up since before I went to the UK and I'm pleased that it still works perfectly. This little machine smashes up everything so that you have a blend of juice and pulp with no waste. I make delicious and healthy blends of fruit and vegetable, choosing between capsicum, celery, carrot, tomato, grapes, apple, banana, orange, kiwifruit and lots of other things. The blend makes up my lunch with sometimes a slice of homemade bread.

Today I used orange, orange capsicum, carrot, apple and kiwifruit. Yummy.


RHUBARB, RHUBARB, RHUBARB

  I've had a bit of a disaster today on the home cooking front. This morning, after dropping The Old Girl off at work as it was raining ...